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I don't mean to piss everyone off..........

By jdulmage, in Slack Space

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CM    1

CM
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Code:
<?php

//color_table.php

$image = ImageCreateFromJPEG("pin.jpg");

echo "<table border=1>\n";

for ($y=0;$y<4;$y++) {

   echo "<tr>\n";

   for ($x=0;$x<4;$x++) {

      $temp = ImageColorAt($image,$x,$y);

      $colorarray = ImageColorsForIndex($image,$temp);

      echo "<td>";

      echo "<font color=red>".$colorarray["red"]."</font><br>\n";

      echo "<font color=green>".$colorarray["green"]."</font><br>\n";

      echo "<font color=blue>".$colorarray["blue"]."</font><br>\n";

      echo "</td>\n";

   }

}

echo "</table>\n";

ImageDestroy($image);

?>

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CM    1

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[ASP]<html>

 

<head>

<title>Create Entry</title>

</head>

 

<body BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">

' This include is used for ADO access w/VB Script

<!--#include file="adovbs.inc"-->

<%

'Check to see if this is the first time the page has been loaded.

'If there is data to be processed, this section will execute.

If Request.ServerVariables("Content_Length")>0 Then

If "Insert" = Request("ActionType") Then

' Create a connection to the database.

Set DataConn = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Connection")

Set RS = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.RecordSet")

DataConn.Open "DBQ=" & Server.Mappath("cdemo.mdb") & ";Driver={Microsoft Access Driver (*.mdb)};"

 

'Open the record table and then insert the record.

RS.Open "tblContact", DataConn, adOpenKeyset, adLockOptimistic

RS.AddNew

 

RS("Name") = Request("Name")

RS("Email") = Request("Email")

RS("Phone") = Request("Phone")

RS.Update

 

'Cleanup - Close database connection.

RS.Close

DataConn.Close

 

' Send text to the user to know they have completed the

' process with no errors. Sever will display errors fatal errors.

Response.Write "<CENTER>Thank you!</CENTER>"

Else

%>

' Show the user what they are about to save.

<pre>

Name: <b><%=Request("Name")%></b>

Email: <b><%=Request("Email")%></b>

Phone: <b><%=Request("Phone")%></b>

</pre>

 

<p><br>

Do you want to submit this report as shown (Hit "back" on your browser to edit)?

</p>

 

<form METHOD="POST" ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>">

<input type="hidden" name="Name" value="<%=Request("Name")%>"><input type="hidden"

name="Email" value="<%=Request("Email")%>"><input type="hidden" name="Phone"

value="<%=Request("Phone")%>"><input type="hidden" name="ActionType" value="Insert"><p><input

TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Yes!"> </p>

</form>

<%

End If

Else

%>

'Input new record information.

<form ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>" METHOD="POST">

<div align="left"><p>Welcome. Please fill in all fields.<br>

</p>

</div><blockquote>

<div align="center"><div align="center"><center><table border="0" width="512" height="78" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">

<tr>

<td width="500" height="22" colspan="2">Enter Information.<br></td>

</tr>

<tr>

<td width="171" height="7">Name</td>

<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Name" size="35"></td>

</tr>

<tr>

<td width="171" height="7">Email</td>

<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Email" size="35"></td>

</tr>

<tr>

<td width="171" height="7">Phone</td>

<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Phone" cols="35"></td>

</tr>

</table>

</center></div><div align="center"><center><table>

<tr>

<td><div align="center"><center><p><input TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Preview"></td>

</tr>

</table>

</center></div></div>

</blockquote>

</form>

<% End If %>

</body>

</html>[/ASP]

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pimpin_228    0

pimpin_228
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's won't you come ans sing withconfused heheh

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EddiE314    0

EddiE314
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Artist: Do or Die feat. Johnny P

Album: Picture This

Song: Playa Like Me and You

Typed by EddiE314

 

Verse One: Belo

 

Since I'm 'Lo let me flex this

If there's somethin on yo' mind recline and check this

Song smooth not reckless

Swing it high and ride from 'Side to Texas

Give the game up since I came up

Blew my name up, check out the rhythm

make them all wanna flame up

Strike a match to a lighter

A message to a young ridah, on the sight of

pimp poetry I make you lighter than a feather in your dime hat

*****in to skins, saw that

I can tell you where the mob at

At the click, summer sunnin where the broads at

Diggin all that, smokin weed until they come and we can fall back

Shootin back for the small scratch

Trey-Fo' what you call that?

Pull up my drawers Girbauds and doze to pros got called

by the po-po, save it for the phone doe

Bond DeVille, flossin off behind the wheel it's appeal

Took a chill, but I still had to pose

And if I pause, it's because I left my car and the phone

 

Chorus: Johnny P

 

Can you smoke and ride

With a playa, like me, and you, oh babe

Can you smoke and ride

With a playa, like me, and you

 

Verse Two: AK-47

 

See uhh, laid back I'ma let the proper game at two rats

In the roll like two sacks

Dub essential when my homey came up

On the same drug for layin up they holla who that

Double check, just a couple hoes

Tryin to see where my head was at

On some problem ****

Wish to be up within the party ****

With the blunts and Bacardi ****

With the way she was dressed she might as well

had nuttin on your body *****

Hit the red on my side cause you know how a party get

Nuttin but the proper cheese

To squeeze a little on and scoot on to proper chick

But really doe, once a man advance

and bend blocks smoke the last of these

Pimp cats done CC's

Heavy G's ninety-six flippin clips bout naturally

Bags seized through Darnell

Heavy sacks and drop-tops

Now look on your map and spot

where we, R-I-D, E, and smoke

 

Chorus

 

Verse Three: Belo

 

I, made my money on the DL

Closed shop in the Pontiac we bail

To the mall to ball we're all pall

Cause a brother gonna floss in front of these females

To the retail

Five double oh period double oh these suits

The Girbaud with the boots

Then I scoop, up the loot

Paid the cash and dashed past the lab or the members of

Put my foot in motion, exits the sto' with my brand new gear

Spring game in her ear

Tell her Miss to please me and dance till it'll make me hear

Get her dizzy off the Stanberg

Girlie had to run for months to pump up but I'ma handle her

like a man, I'ma stand if I fall

And when I fall, then the city better make the call

Left the mall, by the minutes of clothes

I suppose I get dressed to impress these hoes

Getty shoe fresh Guess from head to toe

Only wearin in the do' what the playas know

Bet y'all wanna see me niggaz wanna be me

Never will they pimp free, pimp costs

And I get lost on the slide for the Ave gettin high while we ride

 

Chorus

 

[Johnny P]

Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'

Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die

Whoa yeah, whoahhah, yeah

Can I say it one more time

Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'

Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die

Whoa yeah, can you smoke and ride

with me baby, check it out...

Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride

C'mon girl ride ride ride ride

Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride

C'mon girl ride ride ride ride

Whoa yeah (whoa yeah)

Won't you ride with me baby (won't you ride with me baby)

With my homey Belo

My homey oh yeah, oh yeah, in my ride, c'mon baby, c'mon baby

Check it out

C'mon baby, oh yeah, can you ride with me baby

Ohhhwhoaaaah yeah, come girl

Won't you ride (I gotta know, I gotta know) I wanna go

Do you wanna go, yeahhh

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CrazyKillerMan    0

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Artist: Gravediggaz

Album: The Pick, The Sickle, and the Shovel

Song: Twelve Jewelz

 

[Prince Rakeem/Ryzarector]

As long as you got mentally dead people

Who are living in a mental death

Meaning living in a mental grave

you need somebody to dig that grave up and bring them back to life

There's no chance for a physical dead

but there's chance for the mentally dead

(Yo, one two one two two)

So we gonna come and resurrect them

That's why they call me the Ryzarector

I'm out to resurrect the mental dead, by diggin up they graves

Bringin em back to the surface

 

Niggaz is caught up in the midst of six

You better grab ahold of your crucifix

And this is it, the black God exists

Can you understand this? Let me teach you a lesson, yo

The pre-existance of the mathematical biochemical equations

The manifestations of God, Earth Air Fire and Water

which are in it's basic formation, solid liquid and gases

that caused the land masses, and the space catalyst

and all matter that exists and is dense

Third dimension, that must be observed through physical comprehension

It takes a nerve to be struck, wisdom is the wise

poet spoken to wake up, the dumb who've been sleeping

The fourth dimension is time, it goes inside the mind

Run the channels energized up through the back of your spine

So observe as my G energy strikes a vital nerve

One swerve of the tongue it pierces like a sword through the lung

Have you not heard, that words kill as fast as bullets

when you load negative thoughts, to the chamber of your brain

And your mouth pulls the trigger that propels

wickedness straight from Hell

From the pits of your stomach where negativity dwell

I searched the East coast and West coast down and most found

the small towns is like ghost towns, everybody moves slowed down

From Uptown to Bucktown give a **** now Shaolin gots the crown

And cops'll still serve you from Jamaica Ave. to Myrtle

And cats carry more shells than turtles

Brooklyn Down Park Hill pussies unfertile

Buy wholesale never retail get females in deep spells

If you eat well, you sleep well

Send enemies to Hell

What makes hair skin epidermis fingernail

Regenerate, when everything else disintegrate

A teflon vest so bullets can't penetrate

On the corner of my block there stood this old man

A black immigrant from the land of Sudan

Who used to tell stories to the children in the building

But never had a dollar to keep his pocket filled in

He bombed he knew Deuteronomy the science of Astronomy

But didn't know the basic principles of economy

I say the wise man don't play the role of a fool

The first thing a man must obtain is Twelve Jewelz

Knowledge Wisdom Understanding to help you achieve

Freedom, Justice Equality Food Clothing and Shelter

After this, Love Peace and Happiness

He had the nappiest head, I told him total satisfaction

is to achieve one goal in the scheme of things

He who works like a slave, eats like a king

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felix    0

felix
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I tried to post a list of all my mp3s but the page timed out before I got em up here.

 

:P

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clutch    1

clutch
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Here's a joke that was emailed to me...

 

Subject: Virus warning

 

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your phone autodial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer.

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?

 

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while [censored] your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly changes the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

 

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

 

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

 

In case you are a blonde, ...this is a joke

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Brian Frank    0

Brian Frank
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This could be bad news, depending on your view.

 

The man who started this forum, Jdulmage, has been offically banned.:(

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Questionnaire    0

Questionnaire
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What shame? Did anyone read the e-mail the one site owner Phillip got from that loser? Threatening to "take legal actions" over a stupid post on a stupid message board? Fark that loser JD and the king sized dildo up his arse! "Legal Actions" What a little baby. I hope everybody and their brother pirates their stupid windows lite. mad

 

 

///Sorry guys, but reading that e-mail the site admin got from that flunky realy ticked me offmadmadmadmad What a little baby!

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clutch    1

clutch
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Bear in mind that I did receive a nice email from the poster "coolspot" (Bobby) in regards to his software. He seems like a really nice guy, and I am just bummed that he got mixed up with JD. I wouldn't worry about it anyway, I am sure JD will come back under another name (if he hasn't already) and will once again entertain (read as "insult and badger") the users here as he did in the past.

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