Compufrustationitis

[Mel 0]

Compufrustrationitis is a condition unique to serious computer

freaks.It usually occurs after many long hours of tedious,demanding

programming, word processing and/or other time consuming computer tasks.

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Symptoms;

1.Facial expression = extreme horror.

2.Eyes = Glazed

3.Hands = Poised over keyboard like claws.

4.Body = Extremely rigid and appears to be sitting on air since chair

is usually upside down on floor 6 to 10 feet away.

5.Voice = Usually high pitched and spouting unintellegible giberish.

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First Aid;

1.Try to slide chair under victim before he/she realizes it's not there and falls.

2.Try to recover lost and/or corrupted files.(May be impossible)

3.Try to calm victim down. (May also be impossible.)

4.If you can understand 2 or more words when victim tries to explain

what happened,attack may not be too severe.

5.Beware flailing hands when victim tries to explain what happened.

6.!!WARNING!! --Under no circumstances is it safe to ask victim if he/she remembered to 'save'.

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[SoulNothing 0]

LOL thats hilarious

 

it sounds alot like me but the chair wont be flying itll be broken in two