This reminds me of an old Paul Harvey story entitled, "Some Farmers Shouldn't" about a farmer that sold his whole dairy herd in order to buy an automatic milking machine.
We don't hate you, David. It's just that, obviously, some people aren't meant to run Win2K.
If you post something considered inflammatory, expect to get flamed. That's usually the goal anyway. But before long, people that really want to know something will learn to ignore your posts.
As far as jdulmage goes, he's kinda like the class clown in here. He's a likeable guy and well accepted, but still causes us to shake our heads from time to time.

And we'll accept you here, too, just as BaronX says. Just keep hanging around and try to contribute something positive when you get a chance.
Hey, everone notice the cool spell checker here now?
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -Adolph Hitler, 1935