Here's my idea:
You know those micro radio-controlled cards made by Tomy (mine's called a "Char-g" I think) well I am thinking about buying a second one of the same frequency so that I can drive two from one control box.
Then, I want to attach them to either side of a wireless-optical mouse and drive the mouse around the table.
Whilst the practical applications of this idea are nill, it would have some "wow" factor as well as some wanker value.
If I end up doing this, the next thing is to wire the mouse buttons from the control box.
However all this sounds like far too much effort so I mightn't bother anyway.

:x x)