This is the best M$ idea yet:

http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-206

Just think of the possibilities?

I can see it now:

"We're sorry for the inconvience, but Windows has encountered an error. Please ship the entire computer to the following company for further information:

Company XYZ
123 Main St.
Anytown, NY 12345

Once again, Microsoft recommends you immediately ship your entire computer to the above company. Minimum fee $200 US."