http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml
My fav part was this:
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[b]Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site. "That was planned," he said. "It was a test of the Microsoft No Patch Access system. Went perfectly. No one was able to download anything."
Nice.

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