[Brian Frank]

Three men -- a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and President Bush are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out.

"I will give each of you one wish, that's three total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also be a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" the land in Canada was made forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed. So he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan so that infidels and Jews can't come in to infest our righteous state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

President Bush says, "I'm very curious...tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable."

President Bush says, "Very impressive! Fill it with water."