Help
freaks.It usually occurs after many long hours of tedious,demanding
programming, word processing and/or other time consuming computer tasks.
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Symptoms;
1.Facial expression = extreme horror.
2.Eyes = Glazed
3.Hands = Poised over keyboard like claws.
4.Body = Extremely rigid and appears to be sitting on air since chair
is usually upside down on floor 6 to 10 feet away.
5.Voice = Usually high pitched and spouting unintellegible giberish.
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First Aid;
1.Try to slide chair under victim before he/she realizes it's not there and falls.
2.Try to recover lost and/or corrupted files.(May be impossible)
3.Try to calm victim down. (May also be impossible.)
4.If you can understand 2 or more words when victim tries to explain
what happened,attack may not be too severe.
5.Beware flailing hands when victim tries to explain what happened.
6.!!WARNING!! --Under no circumstances is it safe to ask victim if he/she remembered to 'save'.
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